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ღ꧁💛 When nothing goes right, go left instead. 💛꧂ღ

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➥ Wisdom


ღ꧁ღ💚 Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy! 💚ღ꧂ღ

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➥ Famous


╰⊱♥⊱╮💛 I’ve got it, I’m flaunting it, and you’re liking it. 💛╰⊱♥⊱╮

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➥ Love


╭⊱ꕥ💚 So far, every moment we’ve spent together has been awesome. But I promise you, that the best is yet to come. I love you. 💚ꕥ⊱╮

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ💐 “Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan 💐❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁🌸 A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away. 🌸꧂ღ

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ღ꧁ღ🌷 I’m probably going to regret this in 3…2…1… 🌷ღ꧂ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮🍀 I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🍀╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ🌹 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness. 🌹ꕥ⊱╮

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😂 Weekend, please don’t leave me. 😂❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁😄 I’ll never ask you to change for me because you are perfect just the way you are. 😄ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ😃 This selfie is so good, I can’t believe it’s me. 😃ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😀 I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right. 😀╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😊 Today, I will be as useless as the letter ‘g’ in the word ‘lasagna’. 😊╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😉 I don’t need to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT! 😉❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁😍 I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch. 😍ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ😘 Sizzling hot! 😘ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😚 Coffee and Confidence. 😚╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😗 Smile big, laugh often. 😗╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😙 I woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this getup and makeup.) 😙❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁😜 Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show. 😜ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ😝 I’d choose you again and again. 😝ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😛 When you see a falling star tonight, make a wish, it will come true because I wished and I found you. 😛╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😳 You only live once. But, if you do it right, once is enough. 😳╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😁 My day starts and ends with the thoughts of you. 😁❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁🌐 Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. And neither does this picture! 🌐ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ🌞 Every day, I wait for the time to have a look at your face, give you a hug and plant a soft kiss on your lips. I Love You. 🌞ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮🌝 noon. Yeah, I know, I’m a problem solver. 🌝╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ🔥 They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same. 🔥╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ💧 Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost. 💧❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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╭⊱ꕥ✨ One day, I’ll marry you. ✨ꕥ⊱╮

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ღ꧁ღ🌟 When you are laughing life seems to be better 🌟ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮🌍 The truth is—I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you. 🌍╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ🌎 You are my cup of coffee, the one I look forward to each morning. 🌎╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ🌏 I sparkle from the inside out. 🌏❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁☘️ When you take a selfie and your hairs look perfect but not your face. ☘️ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ😂 I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case. 😂ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😄 Showing cleavage doesn’t fix your face. 😄╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😃 Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy. 😃╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😀 I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king! 😀❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁ღ😊 I had fun once, it was horrible. 😊ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😉 You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status 😉╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😍 I found love when I found you. 😍╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😘 I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me. 😘❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁😚 I believe in true love, and I believe in happy endings. And I believe. 😚ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ😗 I’m too glam to give a damn. 😗ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😙 Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt. 😙╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😜 Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter. 😜╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😝 Life is a soup and I’m a fork! 😝❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😛 We are made for each other. If you were born as a bee? I would have born as a flower. 😛❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁ღ😳 I will always love you, no matter what happens. 😳ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😁 I can’t stop thinking about you, today… tomorrow… always. 😁╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ🔻 When people tell me, ‘You’re gonna regret that in the morning,’ I just sleep until 🔻╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ🔶 My dog dared me to do this selfie. 🔶❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁🔷 Real men don’t take selfies. Ironic, isn’t it? 🔷ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ🔸 In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic. 🔸ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮🔹 Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart. 🔹╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ🔰 You call it madness, but I call it love. #I_love_you 🔰╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ🍺 A selfie once a day keeps the depression away. 🍺❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁🍻 If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will. 🍻ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ🍸 Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. 🍸ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮🍹 Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram? 🍹╰⊱♥⊱╮

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ🍷 This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life. 🍷❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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♥ ´¨`•.¸¸.♫│🍀 What do you think of the beautiful view? 🍀♫´¨`*•.¸¸♥

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🌸ξξ(∵❤◡❤∵)ξξ·¯·♩¸🌼 I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you. 🌼🌸ξξ(∵❤◡❤∵)ξξ·¯·♩¸

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ღ꧁ღ🌺 I learned the meaning of love from you; you are the best thing given to me by God. 🌺ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮🌹 My skin and bones have seen better days. 🌹╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ🌸 Give me your cuddles and snuggles, sweetness and love and I will build for us a magical house of gumdrops and lollipops to live in forever. 🌸╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ🌷 I need a six-month holiday, twice a year! 🌷❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁❇ Somethings look very good in dreams ❇ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ❇ How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone, please help me! ❇ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮⚘ Fresher than you. ⚘╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ⚜ New look, same mistakes. ⚜╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ❈ You are the source of my joy, the center of my world and the whole of my heart. ❈❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁ღ✥ Crazy hair, don’t care. ✥ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮❀ I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows! ❀╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Finding someone you can love, who also loves you back is an extremely wonderful feeling. Lucky to have you. Love you! ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen! ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Don’t Start Your Day With Broken Yesterday. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ I took these photos to distract myself from intense hunger. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ I don’t always study, but when I do—I don’t! ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ I think you are lacking vitamin ME! ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was ALIENS! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Why be moody when you can shake yo booty? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ❥ If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection. ❥ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮➳♥ The cat made me do it, I swear! ➳♥╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ How much do I weigh? One hundred and sexy! ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁ღ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Just a pic of me being an idiot. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ I’m printing this selfie and putting it on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Some people grow up, I glow up. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ❥ This princess needs no prince! ❥❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁➳♥ It’s sexy time! ➳♥ღ꧁

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ღ꧁🌺 With you I can be myself, we fool around, take cute selfies and each time I feel as if we have never been so close. 🌺ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ🔫 Wanna see my guns? 🔫ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮💙 Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing. 💙╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ💜 This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercising I did. 💜╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ⚜️ Started from the bottom, now we’re here. ⚜️❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁ღ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced to life. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ╰⊱♥⊱╮

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(❛‿❛)▄ ┻┳ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ¯\_(✿⍊✿)_/¯

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▄ ┻┳★❥ Did I make your heart skip a bit? ❥ᕕ(⩺‿‿⩹)ᕗ

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୧ⱺᨓⱺ୨➳♥ I love that I can enjoy simple things with you, the sun and your kisses make me happy. ➳♥【✿ ͜つ✿】

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ლ(⪩╭╮⪨ლ)🌺 Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit. 🌺⸮◥▶╭∩╮◀◤?

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﴾ᴗДᴗ﴿💙 True love is knowing a person’s faults, and loving them even more for them. 💙ᘳ☯Ѡ☯ᘰ

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╭∩╮(⍤╭∩╮⍤)╭∩╮💜 Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is! 💜୧⊜ꔢ⊜୨

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(⪦_⪧)╭∩╮⚜️ If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. ⚜️【¬ ヮ¬ 】

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(✿◕▿◕)⌐╦╦═─(◕ ▽◕✿)✨ I may not have a six-pack, but I like to think of myself as sexy in my own way. ✨ヽ(⫑⍘⫒)ノ

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(๑oᵕo)╦╤─🌟 I need you like a heart needs a beat. 🌟(╯ᵔ‿‿ᵔ)╯︵ ┻━┻

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(๑oᵕo)╦╤─(҂×▵×)😂 “Time to witness the handsome!” – Lancelot (Mobile Legends) 😂q≋⍘≋p

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😂 Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness. 😂❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁😄 Sweet as Suger, Hard as Ice, You Hurt Me once, I Kil You Twice. 😄ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ😃 All of my imaginary friends say I need therapy. 😃ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😀 My whole life I was a puzzle piece waiting to find its other half. Thank you for being my other half and completing me. 😀╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😊 I’m sexy and I know it. And now you do too. 😊╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😉 Notice me, senpai! 😉❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁😍 I like Not Fair Term’s And a Villain’s Mind. 😍ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ😘 Friday—my second favorite ‘F’ word! 😘ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😚 Vanity is the new trend! 😚╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😗 If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption. 😗╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😙 This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell. 😙❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁😜 Reality called, so I hung up. 😜ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ😝 Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job. 😝ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮😛 Look at these muscles. 😛╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ😳 Catch a glimpse. 😳╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😁 Be classy, never be trashy be little sassy. 😁❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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ღ꧁🌐 Remember that broken crayons still color. 🌐ღ꧁

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ღ꧁ღ🌞 Who’s a good boy? I am! 🌞ღ꧁ღ

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╰⊱♥⊱╮🌝 Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world. 🌝╰⊱♥⊱╮

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╭⊱ꕥ🔥 If you have eyes, look at me now! 🔥╭⊱ꕥ

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❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ💧 Good boy or bad boy? You decide. 💧❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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╭⊱ꕥ✨ The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. ✨ꕥ⊱╮

Albert Einstein



ღ꧁ღ🌟 I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. 🌟ღ꧁ღ

David Dinkins



"╰⊱♥⊱╮🌍 I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. 🌍╰⊱♥⊱╮"

Rodney Dangerfield



"╭⊱ꕥ🌎 People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. 🌎╭⊱ꕥ"

Calvin



❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ🌏 He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants. 🌏❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Chuck Tanner



ღ꧁☘️ Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ☘️ღ꧁

Bob Hope



"ღ꧁ღ😂 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. 😂ღ꧁ღ"

Albert Einstein



╰⊱♥⊱╮😄 Half of the people in the world are below average. 😄╰⊱♥⊱╮

Anonymous



"╭⊱ꕥ😃 Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. 😃╭⊱ꕥ"

Albert Einstein



❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😀 I can resist everything except temptation. 😀❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Oscar Wilde



"ღ꧁ღ😊 The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. 😊ღ꧁ღ"

David Friedman



╰⊱♥⊱╮😉 Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. 😉╰⊱♥⊱╮

Unknown



╭⊱ꕥ😍 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 😍╭⊱ꕥ

Unknown



"❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😘 Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. 😘❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"

Anonymous



"ღ꧁😚 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 😚ღ꧁"

Whitney Brown



"ღ꧁ღ😗 Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 😗ღ꧁ღ"

Anonymous



"╰⊱♥⊱╮😙 By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. 😙╰⊱♥⊱╮"

Socrates



╭⊱ꕥ😜 If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. 😜╭⊱ꕥ

Sam Levenson



"❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😝 I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. 😝❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"

Ilie Nastase



"❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ😛 Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. 😛❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"

Anonymous



ღ꧁ღ😳 Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. 😳ღ꧁ღ

Anonymous



"╰⊱♥⊱╮😁 A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. 😁╰⊱♥⊱╮"

Anonymous



"╭⊱ꕥ🔻 Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. 🔻╭⊱ꕥ"

Robert Orben



❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ🔶 I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids. 🔶❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Johathan Raban



ღ꧁🔷 A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. 🔷ღ꧁

Anonymous



ღ꧁ღ🔸 Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. 🔸ღ꧁ღ

Issac Asimov



╰⊱♥⊱╮🔹 Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. 🔹╰⊱♥⊱╮

Mae West



╭⊱ꕥ🔰 Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. 🔰╭⊱ꕥ

Mark Twain



"❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ🍺 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. 🍺❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"

Woody Allen



ღ꧁🍻 I like children - fried. 🍻ღ꧁

W. C. Fields



ღ꧁ღ🍸 I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. 🍸ღ꧁ღ

Rodney Dangerfield



"╰⊱♥⊱╮🍹 Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. 🍹╰⊱♥⊱╮"

Robert Orben



"ღ꧁❇ Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. ❇ღ꧁"

Ronald Reagan



"ღ꧁ღ❇ You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese. ❇ღ꧁ღ"

Chris Rock



"╰⊱♥⊱╮⚘ Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? ⚘╰⊱♥⊱╮"

Anonymous



"╭⊱ꕥ⚜ A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ⚜╭⊱ꕥ"

Robert Frost



"❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ❈ Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ❈❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"

Bob Monkhouse



ღ꧁ღ✥ Coffee isn't my cup of tea. ✥ღ꧁ღ

Samuel Goldwyn



╰⊱♥⊱╮❀ Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. ❀╰⊱♥⊱╮

Mae West



"╭⊱ꕥ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ╭⊱ꕥ"

Oscar Wilde



❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Cordel Hull



"ღ꧁♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ꧁"

Franklin P. Jones



"ღ꧁ღ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ꧁ღ"

Richard Harkness



"╰⊱♥⊱╮♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ╰⊱♥⊱╮"

F. P. Jones



╭⊱ꕥ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ╭⊱ꕥ

Anonymous



"❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"

Anonymous



ღ꧁ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔღ꧁

Anonymous



ღ꧁ღ❥ One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. ❥ღ꧁ღ

Euripides



╰⊱♥⊱╮➳♥ Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. ➳♥╰⊱♥⊱╮

Thomas F. Jones, Jr.



╭⊱ꕥ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ╭⊱ꕥ

Anonymous



"❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ❤Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"

Richard Bach



"ღ꧁ღ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't ♡ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ꧁ღ"

Richard Bach



╰⊱♥⊱╮ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ╰⊱♥⊱╮

John Fitzgerald Kennedy



╭⊱ꕥʕ•ᴥ•ʔ He had decided to live forever or die trying ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ╭⊱ꕥ

Joseph Heller



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